-Caveat Lector- ------- Forwarded message follows ------- To: - <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> From: Lord Apometron <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: SNET: HUMOR: Haiku for Windows OS Date sent: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 16:21:15 -0300 (ADT) Send reply to: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Haiku for Windows OS In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with their own haiku poetry... Haiku for Windows OS Your file was so big It might be very useful But now it is gone Yesterday it worked Today it is not working Windows is like that The Web site you seek cannot be located but endless others exist Chaos reigns within Reflect, repent, and reboot Order shall return ABORTED effort: Close all that you have worked on You ask way too much First snow, then silence. This thousand dollar screen dies so beautifully With searching comes loss and the presence of absence: "My Novel" not found. The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao, until You bring fresh toner Windows NT crashed I am the Blue Screen of Death No one hears your screams Stay the patient course Of little worth is your ire The network is down A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data Guess which has occurred You step in the stream, But the water has moved on This page is not here Out of memory We wish to hold the whole sky But we never will. Having been erased The document you're seeking Must now be retyped Rather than a beep Or a rude error message, These words: "File not found" Serious error All shortcuts have disappeared Screen. Mind. Both are blank. ------- End of forwarded message ------- <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/";>www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'—with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds—is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html";>Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/";>ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
