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AX US FO' WEEVILS
by H. Millard (c) 2002

The insects in D.C. were at it again this past week. But before we get to them, here's 
a
homily:
"Once upon a time there was a big bully on the playground. The bully talked tough and 
he'd
go around telling other kids to do or not do things or he'd beat them up. He only 
picked on
weak looking kids. Most kids did what the bully said. Then one day, one kid simply 
told the
bully that he wasn't going to do or not do what the bully wanted.  The bully didn't 
know
what to do and backed down. That's the way it is with bullies."
For months now, President Bush has been telling Iraq that the U.S. is going to attack 
that
sovereign nation if Iraq doesn't stop doing what they say they aren't doing and which 
no
one can seem to prove that they are doing. This thing that they're supposed to be 
doing is,
of course, making weapons of mass destruction.
Iraq has agreed to let inspectors in, but Bush continues making threats. Iraq is a 
weak and
easy target, you see. That's the way bullies like it. If Iraq says or does the wrong 
thing, the
bombs will fall. From Washington, you can't see the mangled bodies of little children 
in a
far away land. Even from the B-52s, the Iraqis look like little friggin' ants running 
around a
waterless beach; not smart enough to burrow underground to protect themselves and just
begging to be bombed.  And, when they're bombed, those in the B-52s can't see the blood
or the dead kids. There's nothing but clear consciences in D.C. and above the clouds.
Even though Iraq proved to be a cream puff in '92, Bush pretends it's a powerful 
nation.
That's something that has to be done to whip up public support and to make the certain
victory seem like a real win instead of the walkover that it will be.  A completely 
one-sided
fight makes people dislike the victor as a bully who has picked on someone who is weak 
or
smaller. "Pick on someone your own size," yells the chorus. People also pity the 
loser. Bush
doesn't want that.  So, Iraq has to have its image bolstered so that it looks like a
superpower ready to lob nukes full of anthrax and West Nile virus mosquitoes down our
chimneys.
Bush seems obsessed with Iraq. One wonders if this is caused by a psychological 
problem.
It seems a little like an S&M thing mixed up with some kind of Oedipus complex. 
Whatever
the cause, it seems that Bush wants to humiliate Saddam Hussein.  "Submit and lick my
boots you worm, while I whip you," says the black clad Dominator to the Submissive. 
Maybe
attacking and beating a virtually defenseless fourteenth rate non-power such as Iraq 
might
also relieve Bush of any  subconscious feelings of inadequacy he may have, as a result 
of
being a spoiled rich kid. I don't know any of this for a fact, of course, but 
something seems
perverse and creepy about this Iraq business.
Bush has recently gotten a fright, however, and hopefully this may make him give up his
bullying ways, or at least it may cause him to stop listening to some of the yuppies 
around
him who are just itching to send American kids to kill and be killed to change the 
political
chemistry of the mideast to
favor Israel.
The fright came when Bush sent some diplomats to that other axis of evil, North Korea, 
to
tell the North Koreans that they better not be trying to develop weapons of mass
destruction, by golly, and to let them know that Bush knew they had been messing around
with enriched uranium.
Naturally, the diplomats and Bush expected the North Koreans to deny everything and act
cowed. It didn't happen. Instead, the North Koreans gave a collective third finger 
salute to
Bush when they told the diplomats that they had, indeed, been working on weapons of
mass destruction--thanks for noticing--and that they were going to continue to do so as
though they are a sovereign nation--which of course they are.
Aw crap. Just when Bush was sure he could attack Iraq under the pretext that they are
working on developing weapons of mass destruction, even though they deny it, the sneaky
North Koreans stand up to him and show that Bush isn't consistent. The North Koreans 
did
everything but yell "We've got bombs, we've got anthrax, we've got all kinds of 
weapons of
mass destruction. And if you don't like it, tough!"
So what's Bush going to do now? His major publicly stated reason for wanting to attack 
Iraq
is because Bush says they have weapons of mass destruction and they're part of the 
axis of
evil. Both of which the Iraqis deny. But, if Bush is out to get the weapons of mass
destruction out of the three axis of evil countries he named, why is he silent on 
North Korea
which has openly admitted that it has them? They're almost bragging about them. Since
Bush elects not to believe the Iraqis when they say they don't have weapons of mass
destruction, maybe he has elected to not believe the North Koreans when they say they 
do.
When you don't have any solid principles, you can move things around in your mind that
way to justify anything.
If Bush pushes the line that North Korea doesn't have weapons of mass destruction when
the North Koreans say they do, the North Koreans will probably screw things up  for 
Bush
again by inviting  inspectors in to show them the weapons. Maybe they'll have a great 
big
weapons photo shoot or a party. Maybe they'll blow up something. Then what will Bush 
do?
Maybe he'll still say they aren't real. Maybe he'll say the North Koreans don't really 
have
nukes, and they're only using all that stuff to generate power. However, at the same 
time, if
Saddam Hussein so much as has a watch with a glowing dial, Bush may say that's proof of
nukes.
One can almost hear the chitin scraping at the White House as the insects try to find 
a way
to spin this North Korea mess and save face and not have to confront strong North Korea
(and probably China) like they are doing with weak Iraq. Maybe they should just send 
Colin
Powell on a step 'n fetch it mission. After all, Harry Belafonte said recently that 
Colin Powell
is a house negro, and such a mission comes with that title. Powell can simply tell the 
North
Koreans that they misunderstood the black dialect. "Oh, silly you. We don't care if 
YOU have
weapons of mass destruction and we didn't say YOU were part of the 'axis of evil.' 
What we
really said was, North Korea should 'ax us fo' weevils.'"
Of course, the North Koreans, being a wily, rotten-cabbage eating lot who don't suffer 
from
white people's fear of being called racists if they question a black, might just be 
brash
enough to ask what the hell that's supposed to mean. Then, we will be right back where 
we
started; looking like squashed bugs on the grill of a dilapidated 18 wheeler coming up 
from
Mexico full of illegal aliens who want to replace American boys who will be squashed 
in a
desert far, far away, unless this administration stops trying to get us into a war 
against a
foreign nation that hasn't attacked us.
And, speaking of Mexico, why isn't spoiled rich kid George Bush doing something about 
the
massive invasion of this country by Mexicans?  Mexico is a much bigger threat to the 
U.S.
than Iraq, yet Bush turns a blind eye to the many murders of American citizens by
Mexicans.
It's like I said. The insects in D.C. were busy this week.
H. Millard's two novels, The Outsider and
Roaming The Wastelands, are now available at top left.

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