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I recently bought a second hand book, called This England - I went and 
squandered a whole L1.50 on it.  It describes itself as " a hilarious 
portrait of Anglo-Saxon attitudes and eccentricities from the This England 
Column of the New Statesman."   They date from about the end of WWII to about 
1980.   Two of them struck me as particularly funny:

Cin‰ Cure (I wish I'd have thought of that - KP)

The Unit was born after films of drill on a six-inch gun had shown that No. 6 
'stood stiffly to attention at the back of the gun, doing absolutely 
nothing.' No reason could be found for this until a sergeant-major of the 
Boer War recalled that No. 6 had been the man who used to hold the horses. - 
Manchester Guardian 

Warbottoms 

It is necessary for technical reasons that these warheads should be stored 
with the top at the bottom, and the bottom at the top. In order that there 
may be no doubt as to which is the top and which is the bottom for storage 
purposes, it will be seen that the bottom of each head has been labelled with 
the word TOP. - Admiralty instruction dealing with the storage of warheads of 
torpedoes


Kenneth Pantling


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