On Saturday 08 March 2003 01:33 am, Tim May wrote: > Silly person, a property does not have rights. Owners have rights. And > these apply whether one person, 5 persons, or a group of co-owners own > something.
Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe, LP 2000 Maynard Way New York, NY Mr. May Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe represent the Mega Corporation. Recently the Mega Corporation (aka MegaCorp) purchased the rights to all oxygen in the Corralitos, CA area and any such material that may move into or be produced in that area. By being a resident of the Corralitos, CA area and utilizing their property you are bound to the Terms and Condtions of their "Breathe Through Oxygen Use Contract". However, you have violated several parts of said aggreement by using their oxygen to express views that are contrary to views of Mega Corporation (See section 3.1.23.444 pargraph 2 of the Oxygen Use Contract). As representatives of Mega Corporation we here by request that you and your familly cease and desist utilizing Mega Corporation resources IMMEDIATELY. You have twenty-four hours to comply with our request or face further legal action. Thank you for your cooperation. Fred Dewey, Atty, Dewy, Cheatum, and Howe Lawyers for Mega Corporation
