Surprised this hasn't gone through the list yet. Did it get much coverage in the US?
<http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/shropshire/3415525.stm>
'According to the arrest report, Miss Marson placed her bag on the belt at a security check, telling a Transportation Security Administration screener: "Hey be careful, I have three bombs in here"
Nahh! She should have used English homonyms to make fools of them, like a Monty Python skit. Instead of she had "three bombs", she should have said she had "three balms" (lip balms) in there. Hehe.
steve