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Joke du Jour is sometimes provocative, sometimes dry, sometimes sexy -- but always
FREE! We're not just another humor list. We have funny humor and jokes; and best of
all are the weekly inspirations. A Joke a Day keeps the Doctor away!
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Here's my introductory message for you:
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PLEASE SAVE THIS DOCUMENT!
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Greetings and welcome to Joke du Jour (JdJ)!
This e-mail is very important.
PLEASE READ THE WHOLE THING!!!!
If you did NOT sign yourself up, then one of your
friends must have. Do NOT panic: It is VERY easy
to leave JdJ; there are instructions at the bottom of
EVERY e-mail.
WHAT THIS LIST WILL SEND YOU:
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Joke du Jour is always FREE! You'll get an e-mail a
day plus two on Sundays. The second e-mail on
Sundays is usually an inspirational story. It is clearly
marked with {Insp} in the Subject line. If you do not
care for inspirational stories, simply exercise the
divine power given to you by the "delete" key.
CONTENT:
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An average mailing will contain 2-3 jokes or one long joke.
It will also contain introductions/comments by LadyHawke,
a couple of ads, and administrative information. The
mailings are meant to entertain, provoke thoughts, and
generally lighten your mood. We firmly believe that "A
joke a day keeps the doctor away!" After all, if we can't
laugh at our troubles, what else is there for us?
By overwhelming popular demand, LadyHawke's
Reflections are now a semi-regular feature of Joke
du Jour. If you don't like them, skip them.
HOW TO JOIN THE LIST:
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To SUBSCRIBE, please send a blank e-mail to
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HOW TO LEAVE THE LIST:
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To UNSUBSCRIBE, please send a blank e-mail to
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SPAM POLICY:
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Joke du Jour is 100% SPAM FREE! Your e-mail
address is *safe* with us. We do NOT sell, transfer,
exchange, trade, barter, publish, etc. the e-mail
addresses that come through the system at anytime.
I'm the only one who can send to the list, so you will
never be SPAMMED over the list.
ADVERTISING POLICY:
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Yes, Joke du Jour *does* accept sponsors. Just send
a note to mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?subject=Ad_Rates
and you'll receive Advertising information.
Joke du Jour rates are very reasonable.
You might think, "Oh, no! Advertising..." but it is a must.
At this size of a list, we just have to make some money
for all the time and effort we put into it. If you do not like
the ads, simply skip past them. If it bothers you all that
much, follow the "unsubscribe" directions enclosed in this note.
Please visit our sponsors; they keep Joke du Jour FREE!
MORE ON SUBSCRIPTION POLICY:
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Please note that I DO *NOT* TAKE ANYONE OFF THE LIST!
You have to do this yourself. This list is automated to
handle the large amounts of people. It is very easy to
leave. There is an *unsubscribe* option at the top
& bottom of each e-mail. You can also go to the Web
site listed below and unsubscribe there. Since Joke du
Jour approaches 75,000 subscribers, I can not possibly
handle this list manually.
Once again, to UNsubscribe, send e-mail to
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
ARCHIVES:
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The other thing I do NOT do, is resend a humor piece to
you because you lost it or deleted it or for any other reason.
At over 75,000 people, I just can not do this realistically.
The new archives are located at
http://www.egroups.com/list/JdJ/
Some of the archives are available at
http://www.jokedujour.com and http://www.ladyhawk.com
FORWARDING:
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When you forward the humor, please leave the Joke du
Jour signature at the bottom intact. It gives people the
choice to join, and allows the list to grow.
NOTE OF AGE:
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Joke du Jour is rated from G to PG13. If you are under
that age, unsubscribe leave immediately!
SUBMISSION POLICY:
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If you wish to submit humor, please send it to
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>. If you submit a piece
to us for the mailing list, we reserve the right to attach
your name and e-mail address to the piece, as well as
to keep them on record. However, since many jokes
are contributed by numerous subscribers, no credit is
usually given. PLEASE do NOT submit material from
other humor lists. We get it directly.
You should NOT send us copyrighted material unless
proper attributions to the source of the material are made.
Please do NOT put the submission address on ANY
distribution lists. Do not EVER send ANY KIND OF
CHAIN MAIL!!! Doing so will immediately and
irrevocably BAN you from Joke du Jour. It's no joke!
PLEASE do *NOT* send ANY attached files, especially
any exe files. EVER! Thank you.
COPYRIGHT ISSUES:
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Unless otherwise noted, we do not own the copyright to
any of the material sent to this list. Therefore, if you decide
to reprint it or to use it in any commercial way, you are
responsible for what happens. However, joke comments
& introductions and LadyHawke's Reflections are written
by LadyHawke and are copyright-protected. You can
forward them *only* if the signature is left intact.
RETRO-CREDIT:
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Unfortunately, material may end up slipping through the
cracks without our knowledge, and often without the
knowledge of the submittor. While this is unfortunate,
we do want to do our best to ensure that everyone is
given proper credit, and that nobody is hurt by this list.
Therefore, we will always give retro-credit to a source
if we later find out the submittor did not do so.
GENERAL:
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To reach LadyHawke (in flight), send an e-mail to:
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>. Please understand
that I receive a EONS of e-mail and can not possibly
reply to all personally. I do read it all, though.
ALTERNATIVES / ADDIONAL SERVICES:
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I. LadyHawke's Weekly Jokes. We're spreading Free
sexy Laughter WORLDWIDE! He who laughs, lasts! If
DAILY jokes are too much for you, Unsubscribe from
Joke du Jour and subscribe to LadyHawke's Weekly Jokes!
You'll receive a compilation of three best jokes for
that week. LadyHawke's Weekly Jokes are published on
Wednesdays or Thursdays.
To subscribe to LWJ, please send a blank e-mail to
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
OR click on the link below:
mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
II. Funny Sex du Jour! Has your humor e-mail
been a bit bland lately? Heighten your senses
with Funny Sex du Jour! Tasty, Spicy yet *clean
language* sexy Humor will liven up your email!
Funny Sex du Jour is published Monday through Friday.
To subscribe to FSdJ, please send a blank e-mail to
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
OR click on the link below:
mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
III. Jewish Joke du Jour! Jewish Joke du Jour is
offering humor about a Jewish way of life, Jewish
mothers, and funny anecdotes from Jewish folklore.
One doesn't have to be Jewish to join. Of course,
it's totally FREE! You wouldn't expect anything
else, would you? Jewish Joke du Jour is published
on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
To subscribe to JJdJ, please send a blank e-mail to
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
OR click on the link below:
mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
IV. Horoscope du Jour!
Have you ever wondered what stars have in
store for *you*? Star light, Star bright...
We'll tell you facts about it, all right!
To SUBSCRIBE, please send a blank e-mail to
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
OR click on the link below:
mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Enjoy the whole family of du Jour entertainment!
Thank you for subscribing to Joke du Jour.
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Keep smiling! It's contagious!
LadyHawke
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Anyone Without a Sense of Humor
Is At The Mercy of The Rest of Us.
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