>Three Dogs >Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting >room. The first man's dog asked the second man's dog what he's there for. >They are putting me down. Oh no, says the first dog, why? The second dog >says,"Well, you see... I've been chasing the Postman for years. Yesterday, >I finally caught him, and bit him. So, I'm going to be put to sleep. The >second dog says, "Well, my master just completely remodeled the inside of >his house. I didn't like it because my scent wasn't anywhere, anymore. So, >when he went to bed last night, I pissed on everything I could find, to >get my scent back. This morning, my master found out what I had done, so >he is putting me to sleep also. > >The third dog said,"This is my masters new girlfriend. She runs around the >house all the time without her clothes. This makes me very horny. So, this >morning, as she was getting out of the shower, and bent over to wipe up >the water on the floor. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I jumped on her a >gave it to her good!" The other dogs say, " so' that's why they are >putting you to sleep?" No says the dog, "She is bringing me here to get my >toenails clipped!" Get Paid Every Time You and Your Referrals Use the Internet! Just go to: http://www.gotoworld.com/getpaid/default.asp?rid=456123 A free service provided by WebBox - http://webbox.com