> Weeks into the presidency of a buffoonish but vicious tyrant, I feel > compelled to take off my black bandana, hooded sweatshirt, and kick > off my steel-toed boots to reveal myself to the people. This is > especially for those who believe the United States is faced with an > uprising led by professional anarchists and paid protesters. > > They are right. > > In this communique, I will unmask myself, and thus, in doing so, there > will be truth. > > I can say they are correct because I was hired by New York Hedge Fund > manager and elite liberal sugar daddy George Soros to personally chair > an anarcho-commission of agitators. We were asked to treat our work > like that of a corporation. The more franchises we could start in > cities across America, the more likely we would be able to tear down > Donald Trump. > > But the only problem is Soros is a bitch-ass dickstain. > > That motherfucker promised to pay me $2,000/week and give me health > insurance. He promised to set up a retirement account. He even > promised to give me a sizable bonus at the end of the year. But after > the inauguration, when it was time to be paid, no check came in the mail. > > It is almost the end of February, and still, no check has come. I have > receipts from traveling to Washington, D.C. that I need reimbursed! I > have student loans from my Left-Wing Revolutionary Studies Major to > pay off, asshole! > > So, I am violating the non-disclosure agreement I signed to expose > Soros’ professional anarchist dealings, which are aimed at undermining > the most vicious and most brutal capitalist empire in the world. >
Confession follows > https://shadowproof.com/2017/02/25/professional-anarchist-soros-trump/