Two lines dropped, they are added below On Mon, Nov 30, 2020, 3:17 PM Karl <gmk...@gmail.com> wrote:
> From the orders of my beloved boss-dictator, > > The enslaved cyborg came into the room of playing children, who were > role-playing rebels and dictators, ready to automatically vivisect and kill > them. > A child walked up to the cyborg, and said, > "Dude, your implants are hanging out the back of your skull with a bunch > of semi-attached brain tissue!" > Two other children started social media livestreams. > > Another cyborg walked up, focused intently on the confused laughing first > one. > > The first turned to the second and said, in a confused, traumatized way, > "Uhh.. Did you know your boss's implants are hanging out the back of their > skull with a bunch of semi-attached brain tissue? We've been making social > media livestreams of it," as if begging for help while laughing > uncontrollably. > > The second cyborg put his hands on the shoulders of the first, caringly > delivering the appropriate vivisecting-torture punishment for wanting > freedom or being different: "We're going to get through this, man. We're > going to get through this." He looked into their eyes, welling vicious > tears. > > The first cyborg looked into the livestream cameras. > "We ..." > The second added, > "were vivisected" > A third came up, > "In order to take over the world" and they all said, > "For a mafia" > And the children added in, recognising the celebration, > "made of rich people and mean kings!" > > And the second cyborg said, "And we desperately need your help." > The first added, "We are very sorry for turning your people into zombies. > We don't know how to stop." > > After a pause, one kid said, "You forgot to mention how your minds were > trained symbiotically with old machine learning algorithms to produce > reliable obedience, predictability, and deniability unlike anything anyone > could imagine." > > Also computer viruses. > > I'm having a multi-day psychotic break and meant to stay private until it > passes. I wasn't expecting to send an email, and haven't read mine. Hope > I didn't interrupt anything important. They should make movies like these > cool stories. >