Rebel Researcher: "Why did we mind control Boss? He looks so pathetic, and I don't know how to run a business."
Vivisectee 49: "He took over the world in a sadistic and violent manner and then continued to use it as his plaything." Rebel Researcher: "Oh. It sounds important. Um. I keep forgetting everything I do when I try to engage him. Like, even my name. Do you remember my name?" Vivisectee 49: "I stopped worrying about names when my eyeball was replaced with my cochleam" Rebel Researcher: "Oh, right. Huh, maybe mind controlling this guy makes sense."
