A cleanup worker visits the local MindControlSpace. Respected Public Figure: "Ok, ok, I get the joke, take down the fake sign."
Volunteer: "This is real. Would you like a free introduction to building your own noninvasive mind control device?" Respect Public Figure pauses. Respected Public Figure: "Seriously? No way. No way could you mind control me publicly, right here, showing how. You'd get tortured to death!" A local street kid, sitting by the door and eating a sandwich, takes something out of their backpack.
