....... Tour-Guide: "The Mind Control Boss Particles are selected from crucial portions of Boss's brain and body, ionized, and accelerated to near the speed of light by miles of high-power electromagnets. This is why we had you remove all metal items before coming close."
A number of small clumps of metal suddenly wrench out of Zombie Government Worker's body in sprays of biomatter and clang into the side of a giant ring stickout out from a wall, then fall to the ground. Zombie Government Worker [bleeding profusely, acting as if uninjured]: "What a rush! [grunt] I've never felt so free in my life."
