-- Borg Drone Hive Visits Mind Controlled Utopia #4.327e9 -- Greeter: "Welcome to Mind Controlled Utopia #4.327e9! We believe everybody can live in perfect harmony, and attend to any and all concerns that anybody has. We can offer food, shelter, and everlasting peace."
Drone 917A: "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated." Greeter: "Ohmigod! You're a borg drone! I've been learning about you!" Drone 917A: "Resistance is futile. Resistance is futile!" Greeter [fumbling]: "Okay, um, let me remember how to talk to you. um .... You will be assimilated! Resistance is futile!" Drone 317A: "You will be assimilated for the Hive Queen and your technology integrated for the dominance of the Hive." Greeter: "uh ... You wil ... uh .. be assimilated ... for Mind Controlled Utopia #4.327e9 ... and your .. um .. technology integrated for the um ..." Drone 317A: "Resistance is futile!!!" Greeter: "Let me get my friend who knows more about this than me!"
