Re: [ot][spam][random][crazy] horror joke stories for dissociative coping [/storage?]

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

options_for_making_x_2 = dict(
  increment = lambda x: x + 1 if x != 1 else x
  decrement = lambda x: x - 1 if x != 3 else x
  double = lambda x: x * 2 if x != 1 else x
  halve = lambda x: x / 2 if x != 4 else x
)