Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

lightning strikes near mcboss!

he is killed.

because this is a random story, he pops back.

he waves smiling!

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boss sits down for an interview with Dippy Dog, a cartoon character
that hopefully i made up and doesnt actually exist