I'm therapeutically mutating xkcd's comics because my internet shows a #2699 that is not believable to me.
#2700 https://xkcd.com/2700/ Original #2700: Account Problems Ego brings an open laptop displaying an error, to Admin Woman, working at her laptop in an office chair. Ego [holding laptop toward Admin Woman]: "Can you help me with my account? Admin Woman [glancing toward open laptop]: "Oh no." - Ego [handing laptop over]: "No, no, I promise. It's a normal problem this time." Admin Woman [turned toward laptop]: "Okay. Fine. What is it?" - Ego [moving hands while explaining]: "I included a null string terminator as part of my password, and now I can't --" Admin Woman [typing on Ego's laptop]: "*_HOW?!_*" Ego: "They said to use special characters!" -- My rewrite. Always a draft. [i discarded many ideas associated with modern security experiences] Ego: "Can you help me with my account?" Admin Woman: "Of course! What's the issue?" - Ego: "I logged in from my Tor proxy --" Admin Woman: "-- from your *_WHAT_*?!" Ego: "-- and now it saying I can't order eggs because of an ongoing investigation." - <i'm experiencing inhbition but may return to this>
