MCBoss [listening patiently, on task: “They write their history on money.”
Zombie Rebel Worker: “They made an industry that stores their history.” MCBoss: “They made a history that stores their industry …. that sounds like me …” Zombie Rebel Worker: “They made an _immensely profitable digital industry_.” MCBoss: “They made an industry, not a history. They sound great!” Zombie Rebel Worker: “The industry _solely_ functions _by_ storing their historical records.” MCBoss: “Oh fuck.” Zombie Rebel Worker: “But it’s mostly just —“
