i went 2 th store and went to th fishmonger mongerin fish
at the side of the store everythin smelled like fish how do they stand there all day i was all “hey fishmonger” the fishmonger was all “sorry what did u call me??” n i was all “fishmonger gimme half a pound of codefish” the fishmonger went and got a slab of cod and sliced a chunk off and weighed it and wrapped it and put a sticker on it and handed it to me and i was all “what are you doing i said codefish not codfish” and then i was all “i’m vegan u dolt” the fishmonger looked irritated and i felt guilty really really really guilty so i put my hand in this slab of cod and i looked this fishmonger in the eye and i was all “my friend, perfect fishmonger, i have wronged you today. i have wronged your person, your work. your time, and so much more. from the bottom of my heart, i apologize. i will buy this cod from you today. and i will put in a word with the store, that you are the finest fishmonger that —“ the salesperson raised a hand to interrupt me and this fishmonger said to me, “what is a fishmonger?” i was standing there my vegan hand on this cold slab of cod looking this fishmonger in the eye meaning to buy some codefish, whatever that is, and the fishmonger said this to me. they asked me what a fishmonger was. i bet they didn’t know what a codefish was, either,
