mcboss golem: “we’re attacking africa. everybody is. and we will make millions like we always do.”
shareholder: “attacking africa. what are you, the ancient golem of mcboss, back to haunt us, or something stupid like that?” mcboss golem looks at each shareholder with eyesockets that glow a black light mcboss golem: “you will each do exactly as i say, or you will be the next subjects for experimental weaponry testing.”