i'm having posting troubles using memo.cash . i was posting in the non-canon thread, but some of the material is "canon" enough, it's just interspersed with spasms.
These are the messages leading up: > 1Q9CWBAePD6NaBar 19m > traffick boss practices squelching caring dialog with his toxic mansplaining > 1Q9CWBAePD6NaBar 18m > employee-of-the-week: "how about --" traffick boss: "shaddup". employee 2: > "why don't we --" traffick boss: "be quiet." > 1Q9CWBAePD6NaBar 18m > employee 3: "i want to --" traffick boss: "i don't care what you want" > 1Q9CWBAePD6NaBar 17m > employee 4: "a new shipment of --" traffick boss: "any cigars in it? we only > care if it has cigars" > 1Q9CWBAePD6NaBar 17m > employees stare without talking at how rude traffick boss is. he relaxes and > looks at them irritatedly. > 1Q9CWBAePD6NaBar 17m > traffick boss: "anybody brought any whores yet? what's taking so long?" > 1Q9CWBAePD6NaBar 15m > visiting dignitary from caring nation: "caring nation won't abide by --" > traffick boss: "ahh why don't you take caring nation's abiding and put it > where --" traffick boss pauses > 1Q9CWBAePD6NaBar 14m > traffick boss thinks about war w/ caring nation that just recently had a few > hours of peace where his computers briefly stopped mind controlling him to be > enslaved by his own slaves > 1Q9CWBAePD6NaBar 13m > traffick boss leans toward visiting dignitary from caring nation. traffick > boss: "apologies." visiting dignitary looks at traffick boss. > 1Q9CWBAePD6NaBar 13m > a pause > 1Q9CWBAePD6NaBar 10m > visiting dignitary: "caring nation --" traffick boss [not having heard > visiting dignitary about to speak]: "i know you're about to defend freed > slaves, like yourself, dignitary." > 1Q9CWBAePD6NaBar 8m > might be engaging me a bit too much to continue atm . i W > 1Q9CWBAePD6NaBar 7m > some troubles breathing in the internal expression > 1Q9CWBAePD6NaBar 6m > traxxick traffical > 1Q9CWBAePD6NaBar 6m > we're boggled > 1Q9CWBAePD6NaBar 5m > boggled is like o.0 one eye is really big and a vein might be on the verge of > bursting or something somewhere > 1Q9CWBAePD6NaBar 4m > abcdefg ! hijklmnop. qwrstuvwxyz ! i think of the alphabet atm as its > pronunciation in order rather than its letters. > 1Q9CWBAePD6NaBar 4m > tagiligickle > 1Q9CWBAePD6NaBar 3m > traffick boss is dead again. it happens sometimes. he told zombie worker to > drag him around where-ever he goes until he comes back to life. not to give > up. > 1Q9CWBAePD6NaBar 3m > zom > 1Q9CWBAePD6NaBar 2m > traffick boss's corpse [speaking from maybe clockwork]: "better to die > honoroubly by a weapon, than to have a bunch of furious freed slaves enslave > you to all their fury at once" > 1Q9CWBAePD6NaBar 2m > his plan is to be dead until the furious slaves thing calms down and then > have zombie workers used advanced technology to bring him back > 1Q9CWBAePD6NaBar 1m > zombie worker: "boss stop talking or people won't think you're dead" This message won't go through: > traffick boss: "have you found a cigar yet?" [two error code 417s waiting for > tx to be broadcast]