Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

draft programming language
everybody’s supposed to write their own language right?
maybe a simple language for being very stressed
barflang?
source files contain repetitions of the word “barf” and a “mind
control” statement where the compiler must infer the intention of the
developer by reading their mind
most of the development time is spent in writing the mind reading
code, which is maybe performed by training a metamodel on the
behaviors and complaints of users
source files are compiled into object files which rather than being
clobbered are appended to with data on developer frustrations and
complaints and model weights that produce the compiled source code
from these