traffick boss arrives at dictatortopia and greets dictator traffick boss: "dictator, i have come to offer myself as your slave, as part of our deal to dominate the planet mercilessly with me at its head."
dictator of dictatortopia: "ahh, traffick boss! how great to see you! come, let me show our salt mines and the ball and chain you will wear, and we'll get you to work putting blemishes on low-end mobile phones" traffick boss: "do you have a cigar i could borrow?" dictator of dictatortopia (putting ball and chain on traffick boss): "no."
