Re: Morning Spam

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

((highly disputed: torture victim double agent is walking through a rebel
office area alongside disguised experimentee when tvda suddenly quips
casually, “down with traffick boss!” (oops oops)
as soon as this happens, a copy machine starts printing random noise on its
entire paper supply, the lights begin flickering as if a digital power
switch is futzing, a worker nearby falls to their knees crying yammering “I
love boss! I love boss!”, the ceiling tiles above torture victim double
agent and disguised experimentee fall, missing them completely, all the
phones begin ringing and the fire alarm goes off.
torture victim double agent looks at experimentee.
“i found if i hate boss instead of loving him that i can do more things in
my life.”
disguised experimentee starts coughing heavily out of nowhere, but quickly
suppresses it and grins back.
“what an incredible discovery!”