slave boss stands before multiple tribunals and holds a flower of peace tribunal 1: "slave boss, you are guilty for the destruction of Earth. you must acknowledge responsibility, apologize, and spend the rest of your life helping put earth back together."
slave boss: "I admit guilt to causing apocalypses on Earth, destroying it. I was responsible for this and I am sorry. I promise to work continuously with the various survivors and rebuilders to do everything in my capacity to aid, and this tribunal stands to enforce this, and I will comply." tribunal 1 expresss a degree of satisfaction at the response. tribunal 2: "slave boss, you are guilty for the destruction of nebulon 3, a precious world in the star system of alpha centauri. you have trafficked, murdered, and tortured our people, and spread malicious business practices everywhere!" tribunal 2 is furious slave boss: "I am not guilty for the destruction of nebulon 3. I am completely unaware that this world exists and have never operated upon it." tribunal 2: "you are guilty!"
