> > > > > > > > greetings and welcome to 15 minutes of intentional slave boss 
> > > > > > > > spam
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > i am engaging this list starting 0710 and plan to do so until 
> > > > > > > > 0735 to
> > > > > > > > practice holding intentional goals :D
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > this is a super-strong goal you can't reduce it nope!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > once upon a time, long long ago, there was an enterpreneuring 
> > > > > > > slaver
> > > > > > > named slave boss
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > he kind of looked like big and red with horns and a tail and held 
> > > > > > > a pitchfork
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > slave boss was gonna stimulate a grand revolution for the better 
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > Your Country!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > one moment i just gotta check the list archives and see if some
> > > > > > semblence of my messages is reached by another memory page somewhere
> > > > > > yay they are!
> > > > > > ok
> > > > > >
> > > > > > slave boss stood before the throngs of masses of Your Country, 
> > > > > > holding
> > > > > > his pitchfork, with brimstone and fire rising around him, and he
> > > > > > bespake:
> > > > > > "citizens of Your Country! for too long have you suffered at the 
> > > > > > hands
> > > > > > of irritations and imperfections. i, with my powers, will bring 
> > > > > > about
> > > > > > a New Age Of Greatness! never before will you have seen what i have 
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > bring!"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > applause rose and slave boss stood down from his smouldering pulpit,
> > > > > > letting his greatness and power spread
> > > > >
> > > > > slave boss let loose great rivers of brimstone to heat the houses of
> > > > > the many people
> > > > >
> > > > > his demons went and ensared them in with hypnotic self-built cut cell
> > > > > phone games, and they came to him in rolling masses with all their
> > > > > heads bowed before him, staring at their devices, trying to wait for
> > > > > the person in front to move so they could continue following their
> > > > > maps route
> > > >
> > > > slave boss was at the front of the horde and refused to move to satisfy 
> > > > any of the routes
> > > >
> > > > he had his harms folded and looked before all the throngs, all with 
> > > > their heads bowed before him
> > >
> > > slave boss looked, and slave boss knew it was good
> > >
> > > he raised his arm to give a beacon of hellfire akin to special
> > > abilities used in cellphone games.
> > >
> > > a loudspeaker released a mobile phone alert noise and everybody
> > > addicted to that cellphone game looked as he released the hellfire
> > >
> > > they thought it was a nerdcon and let loose heralds to the game
> > > character, which echo'd across the hills
> >
> > a marching drumbeat started from slave boss's loudspeaker and he
> > moved, letting the maps routes finally satisfy their users, and
> > everybody stormed to follow him as the marching drumbeat sounded
> >
> > slave boss: "forward, my slavelings! the neighboring nation is right
> > across these hills to conquer!"
>
> slave boss and the Citizens of Your Country reached the border to the
> neighboring country.
>
> slave boss boomed wi--
>
> suddenly slave boss tripped over a pebble and got trampled by the
> horde. a marketer was saying something to him

[there is disagreement about televising slave boss's discussion with
the marketer. it sounds like a meeting is happening potential
underfoot of a thundering mass, some of whom think they are at a larp
or something and could yell

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