> > > > > > slave boss sits with two pools in a wood
> > > > > >
> > > > > > one pool is "timelines, spacetimetravel, and time machines"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > other pool is "priorities, goals, and todo lists"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > __roughly__ [ow]
> > > > > >
> > > > > > slave boss has spikes and jabs of electric energy pierce him
> > > > > >
> > > > > > is it from the fabric of results and causes? yes. definitely.
> > > > >
> > > > > slave boss is _definitely_ planning on being a time b--
> > > >
> > > > time lord slave boss sits on time throne
> > > >
> > > > time lord slave boss: "and let it here be known,"
> > > >
> > > > time lord slave boss gestures regally
> > > >
> > > > time lord slave boss: "that heretofor to avoid the great and utter
> > > > universal sufferings"
> > > >
> > > > time lord slave boss gestures regally differently
> > > >
> > > > time lord slave boss: "of ... communication ... and ... planning ..."
> > > >
> > > > time lord slave boss looks at his notes
> > >
> > > time lord slave boss flips notes
> > >
> > > time lord slave boss: "and ... responsibility .. and ... honesty .."
> > >
> > > time lord slave boss looks at his notes more
> >
> > the notes are very long they drape on the floor for pages
>
> time lord slave boss looks at his court
>
> and the notes for his speech tasked with listing all the things people
> wouldn't have to do if they had time travell
>
> it turns out they list everything good and real

time lord slave boss smokes a cigar with his advisor

another advisor comes in to confer. the third advisor takes the notes
and explains something clearly to slave boss and his first advisor,
who then seem satisfied and somewhat enlightened.

all three begin dancing and singing

time lord slave boss and two advisors [throwing notes to the wind]:
"we invented time travel to avoid reality!"

time lord slave boss and two advisors: "we sell you time travel so we
can hide reality from you!"

time lord slave boss and two advisors [dancing and singing]: "reality
is scary! let's travel through time!"

time lord slave boss unveils his great time ship

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