At which point Tim will countersue with an arguement similar to this: Mega Corporation:
Your oxygen is tresspassing on my private property. Any oxygen that does so becomes mine to do with as I please. Further, since you have been unable to keep your pesky Oxygen off my property, I am hereby charging you rent at $1000/cubic centimeter/day. Since you were granted these rights over three years ago, you are now in my debt. I see however by your balance sheet that you do not possess enough property to cover this expense, therefore you are now my property. As your owner, I move that your CEO, board of trustees and management are all fired. Have a lovely day. ----------------------Kaos-Keraunos-Kybernetos--------------------------- + ^ + :NSA got $20Bil/year |Passwords are like underwear. You don't /|\ \|/ :and didn't stop 9-11|share them, you don't hang them on your/\|/\ <--*-->:Instead of rewarding|monitor, or under your keyboard, you \/|\/ /|\ :their failures, we |don't email them, or put them on a web \|/ + v + :should get refunds! |site, and you must change them very often. [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.sunder.net ------------ On Sun, 9 Mar 2003, Anonymous wrote: > On Saturday 08 March 2003 01:33 am, Tim May wrote: > > > Silly person, a property does not have rights. Owners have rights. And > > these apply whether one person, 5 persons, or a group of co-owners own > > something. > > Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe, LP > 2000 Maynard Way > New York, NY > > Mr. May > > Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe represent the Mega Corporation. > > Recently the Mega Corporation (aka MegaCorp) purchased the rights to all oxygen in > the Corralitos, CA area and any such material that may move into or be produced in > that area. > > By being a resident of the Corralitos, CA area and utilizing their property you are > bound to the Terms and Condtions of their "Breathe Through Oxygen Use Contract". > > However, you have violated several parts of said aggreement by using their oxygen to > express views that are contrary to views of Mega Corporation (See section 3.1.23.444 > pargraph 2 of the Oxygen Use Contract). > > As representatives of Mega Corporation we here by request that you and your familly > cease and desist utilizing Mega Corporation resources IMMEDIATELY. > > You have twenty-four hours to comply with our request or face further legal action. > > Thank you for your cooperation. > > Fred Dewey, Atty, > Dewy, Cheatum, and Howe > Lawyers for Mega Corporation
