To get into heaven you had to walk up 100 stairsbut on each stair godasks you ajokeif you laughyou go toHELL. So thebrunette gets to the56thstair and bursts outlaughing andgetssent to hell.Thenred-headgetstothe97th stair and bursts out laughing and gets sent to hell. Then the blonde gets into heaven and bursts out laughing then god asked her why are you laughing? the blonde replied I just got the first one! Two casno dealers are at the craps table when acute blonde comes overand says, I want to bet twenty thousanddollars ona single rollofthedice. But, if you don'tmind, I'd I feel muchluckier ifIwerecompletely nude. They say fine, she strips naked from the neck down, and rolls the dice. Then she screams, I won! I won! She starts jumping up and down, hugs each of the dealers, and then picks up her money and her clothes and walks away. For a minute the two dealers stare at each other. Then the first one says, What did she roll, anyway? The second dealer says, I don't know. I thought you were watching.
I think I shall keep this Wizard until a new Sorcerer is ready to pick, for he seems quite skillful and may be of use to us
But the rest of you must be destroyed in some way, and you cannot be planted, because I do not wish horses and cats and meat people growing all over our country
Vicuodin, Xannax, Phenptermfine and much morye - Samjeday Shirpping !
You needn't worry, said Dorothy
We wouldn't grow under ground, I'm sure
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During a rock climbing expedition, an accident o ccurred, as someof thegrapplinghooksgave way. This left theeleven climbersclinging precariouslytothewilldly swingingrope suspendedfrom acrumblingoutcropping on theMountain. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette. As a group they decided that one of the party should let go. If that didn't happen the weight on the rope would cause more of the hooks to give way and evone would perish. For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered. Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others. All ten blondes applauded.
