Re: Stash Burn?

[Tyler Durden]

Hum. Well, me I personally like the piss-off factor: the cops KNOW you had 
something, which is bad enough. And then, they KNOW you destroyed it. But 
most importantly, they know you know they know, but you don't give a crap. A 
flagrant touting of their authority. If they don't beat you to death, it'll 
be very satisfying.

The pod jettison idea is interesting, but I'm sceptical: Those guys are 
always on the lookout for something being chucked out of a car getting 
pulled over, but if it were jettisoned straight out the front it might work.

-TD
From: Justin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: Stash Burn?
Date: Mon, 2 May 2005 19:23:08 +0000
On 2005-05-02T10:13:50-0400, Tyler Durden wrote:
> yes, this reminded me of another brilliant idea.
>
> Why don't some cars have a little tiny furnace for stash destruction?
> If you've got an on-board stash and some Alabama hillbilly with a badge
> pulls you over, you just hit the button and have you're little stashed
> incinerated. Who cares if the badge knows you USED TO have something on
> board? Too late now if any trace of evidence is gone.
>
> What's wrong with this idea?
That's rather complicated and unlikely to succeed.  A more practical
solution would be a pod that can be jettisoned.  Dark-colored or camo,
rock-like, and indestructable for later retrieval.  No cop would notice
such a thing fired directly forward after he's pulled in behind you and
lighted you up.
Add a radio beacon for easy location after the cop has departed.