Ran full update && dist-upgrade. Retested lshw. Got this:
ckosloff@notosh:~$ su Password: root@notosh:/home/ckosloff# lshw Segmentation fault root@notosh:/home/ckosloff# -- To UNSUBSCRIBE, email to debian-bugs-dist-requ...@lists.debian.org with a subject of "unsubscribe". Trouble? Contact listmas...@lists.debian.org