Okay, after discussing this with a few people on #debian, and going over email, it seems that a) I am not qualified nor familiar with dpkg internals enough to do a project such as this, and did not realize it at first and b) too much of dpkg would have to be severly hacked and re-written.
So, if someone more qualified would like to take this on, please do, as it is the only thing about debian that I dislike (that's very good--i'm picky). Unfortunately, at this time I am not the person to do the job. Sorry for the inconvenience. -fantumn