Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [X] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist [ ] Scammer [ ] Moron [ ] Pre-teen
You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You posted MODs in pieces LESS than 5000 lines [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [X] You started an off-topic thread [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You didn't look on Deja first for the answer to your question [ ] You did not read the FAQ [ ] You haven't learned the difference between E-mail and newsgroups [ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll [ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above) [ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was actually someone famous [ ] You said "me too" to something [X] You suck [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks [ ] You posted a lame-sex ad [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal [ ] I think you might be a fed [ ] You posted something other than plain text to a newsgroup. [ ] You posted in ALL CAPS because you think your question is more important than anyone elses. [ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway To Repent, You Must: [ ] Stop masturbating for a week [ ] Give up your AOL account [X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [X] Tell your Mummy you've been a bad boy [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the FAQ [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Blow me [ ] Get a life [ ] Never post again [ ] Age 10 more years before you post again [ ] I pity your dog [ ] Go to hell [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc... [X] Take your shit somewhere else [ ] Get fuckked, you pathetic loser [ ] Learn to post or fuck off [ ] All of the above I found this on an old unix newsgroup archive. Usefull, isn't it? Sorry for bad words, it's a shame I post such a thing for a first post :) Best Regards JP