Most of you probably don't remember, but I gave a good try to hack SMP support for OSKit/Mach over the last couple years.
I still have full serial remote debugging capabilities via my Netwinder which I cross-compiled gdb for Hurd.
I think that I'm Debian material, and I would be honored if a Hurd developer sponsored me. I have not yet applied for New Maintaier because I lack a sponsor.
I was at DebConf2 in Toronto last year, and spent about $1000USD to go there just to get my key signed. I'm a patient dude, but I want to get in before I die please.
:-)