Nice try, guys. BRAVO. Let me be the first to tell you: Your plan failed. You'll never get her to do what you want, and even if you could, you wouldn't be able to. Because you can't. You can't and you won't. Because if you do.. well, you just won't. Trust me. It can't be done. It won't be done. You'll never do it because you can't, and won't and shan't do it.
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