And another one not funny: PEOPLE KEEP SENDING ME THIS STUPID VIRUS HOAX! IF YOU GET THIS E MAIL JUST DELETE IT PLEASE AND IF YOU ALREADY HAVE IT AND YOU DID WHAT IT SAID. DON'T WORRY ABOUT DELETING THE BUG YOU DID TAKE SOMETHING OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER WHICH WAS THERE WHEN YOU BOUGHT IT BUT YOU DIDN'T HURT IT BY DELETING IT. THE JDBG.EXE PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO STOP DOING WHAT AN E-MAIL LETTER TELLS THEM TO DO WITHOUT CHECKING WITH NORTON OR A COMPUTER SPECIALIST. IF YOU RECEIVED THIS E MAIL DELETE IT DO NOT SEND IT ON:
John Tolmachoff Engineer/Consultant/Owner eServices For You > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:Declude.JunkMail- > [EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of John Tolmachoff (Lists) > Sent: Thursday, December 11, 2003 2:34 PM > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: [Declude.JunkMail] OT: Laugh break. Funny message > > I guess some one got fed up with virus warnings that are hoaxes: > > > If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes," delete it IMMEDIATELY.. Do > not > > open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase > > everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on > floppy > > disks within 20 feet of your computer. > > > > It demagnetizes the stripes on all your credit cards. It reprograms your > ATM > > > > access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field > > harmonics to scratch any CDs you attempt to play. It will program the > auto > > dial on your phone so that you can call only 1-900 numbers. > > > > This virus will also mix antifreeze with water in your fish tank. > > > > IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. > > It will drink ALL your beer. > > > > FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? > > > > It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting > > company. > > > > It will replace your shampoo with Nair, and your Nair with Rogaine. > > > > If the "Bedtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it > will > > leave the toilet seat up, and leave your hair dryer plugged in > dangerously > > close to a bathtub filled with water. > > > > It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and > pillows, > > > > it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. > > > > *************************WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN > > ********************* > > > > If you don't send this to 5,000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so > hard > > that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, > > sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send this to > > everyone you know. > > John Tolmachoff > Engineer/Consultant/Owner > eServices For You > > > > --- > [This E-mail was scanned for viruses by Declude Virus > (http://www.declude.com)] > > --- > This E-mail came from the Declude.JunkMail mailing list. To > unsubscribe, just send an E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED], and > type "unsubscribe Declude.JunkMail". The archives can be found > at http://www.mail-archive.com. --- [This E-mail was scanned for viruses by Declude Virus (http://www.declude.com)] --- This E-mail came from the Declude.JunkMail mailing list. To unsubscribe, just send an E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED], and type "unsubscribe Declude.JunkMail". The archives can be found at http://www.mail-archive.com.
