Someone has a good sense of humour !!
The page did make interesting reading <g>
Myles.
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Matthew Comb [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Thursday, December 07, 2000 4:05 PM
> To: Multiple recipients of list delphi
> Subject: Re: [DUG]: MS Linux
>
>
> You might have wanted to read some of the text on the page.
>
> e.g.:
>
>
> Microsoft Invades Cuba
> Microsoft's plan to invade cuba and overthrow the government
> has succeeded.
> One Microsoft official said "It's a win-win situation. The US
> Government is
> happy and shuts up the DOJ while Microsoft institutes a
> monopoly within Cuba
> for everything from computer software to toilet paper. One
> more step closer
> to world domination. Heck, we could feed a whole development
> department for
> the cost of one developer's salary in the US. They may not know how to
> create an Operating System very well, but neither do our US
> developers."
>
> Microsoft Monkey Colony on Mars
> Microsoft has announced that a team of monkeys will be shot
> into space in
> 2005 to establish the first Martian Colony. At a recent press
> conference,
> Bill Gates confirmed, "We are already training the monkeys to
> do simple
> tasks like reboot the space ship when it blue screens. The
> space vehicle
> will be running our newest product, SpacePod 2004. This product will
> instruct the monkeys how to colonize Mars and establish trade with the
> Martians. We intend to monopolize this market before Human
> travel to Mars is
> possible."
>
> MS Linux to have Start Button
> Microsoft is working to incorporate the well known "Start"
> button from the
> Windows Platform into X Windows' Gnome interface. "We just
> can't figure out
> how the hell to get that darn foot out of there! The damn
> thing is like
> stuck." The team will have this feature ready by product launch.
>
>
>
> Matt.
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Sandeep" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: "Multiple recipients of list delphi" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Thursday, December 07, 2000 1:07 PM
> Subject: RE: [DUG]: MS Linux
>
>
> > On 7 Dec 2000, at 13:31, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> >
> > > I heard this was a hoax....that ms were ding their own version of
> Linux.
> > >
> > > It sure fooled my...but...eh...it was a hoax
> > > UNLESS MS read the same or similar email and its being
> developed to save
> face...hehehe
> > >
> > > Jeremy Coulter
> >
> > Check out MS Linux website
> > http://www.mslinux.org
> >
> > Sandeep
> >
> >
> >
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