I borrowed a few ideas from my friends and botched the rest personally: (omitting FCGID prefix)
leave alone AccessChecker AccessCheckerAuthoritative Authenticator AuthenticatorAuthoritative Authorizer AuthorizerAuthoritative Wrapper MaxRequestsPerProcess PassHeader concepts need to be fixed or combined perhaps ErrorScanInterval -> TerminationScanInterval IdleScanInterval -> TerminationScanInterval (yeah, one directive for both concepts) ZombieScanInterval (leave alone until processes can be reaped differently) BusyScanInterval -> TimeoutScanInterval simple adjustment BusyTimeout -> RequestTimeout IdleTimeout -> MaxProcessIdleTime ProcessLifeTime -> MaxProcessLifetime IPCCommTimeout -> IOTimeout IPCConnectTimeout -> ConnectTimeout DefaultInitEnv -> InitialEnv DefaultMaxClassProcessCount -> MaxProcessesPerClass DefaultMinClassProcessCount -> MinProcessesPerClass MaxProcessCount -> MaxProcesses MaxRequestInMem -> MemLimitRequestBody MaxRequestLen -> LimitRequestBody OutputBufferSize -> ResponseBufferSize PHPFixPathinfoEnable -> FixPathinfo SharememPath -> ProcessTableFile SocketPath -> SocketDir SpawnScore -> SpawnScoreSpawnCost SpawnScoreUpLimit -> SpawnScoreLimit TerminationScore -> SpawnScoreExitCost TimeScore -> SpawnScoreDecayPerSecond
