Hi Rafi, At long last I've taken a shot at this and put the results, with author attribution for you obv, here: https://cwiki.apache.org/confluence/display/qpid/Qpid+Project+Etiquette+Guide
I think I've shaved off 20% and also reoriented slightly to make it read more at submitters than committers, whilst hopefully still making sense in the way you intended and keeping the humorous (at least, I think it was meant to be funny!) tone. I hope not to incur too much wrath. Edit at will clearly. Thanks for putting in the real work, Marnie
