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> Dear Friend,
> You can earn $50,000 or more in next the 90 days sending e-mail. Seem
> impossible? Read on for details.
>
> "AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV"
>
> Thank you for your time and interest. This is the letter you�ve been
> reading about in the news lately. Due to the popularity of this
> letter on the Internet, a major nightly news program recently devoted
> an entire show to the investigation of the program described below to
> see if it really can make people money.
>
> The show also investigated whether or not the program was legal. Their
> findings proved once and for all that there are absolutely no laws
> prohibiting the participation in the program. This has helped to show
> people that this is a simple, harmless and fun way to make some extra
> money at home.
>
> The results of this show have been truly remarkable. So many people
> are participating that those involved are doing much better than ever
> before. Since everyone makes more as more people try it out, its been
> very exciting to be a part of lately. You will understand once you
> experience it.
>
> I did and so far it's going great!HERE IT IS BELOW:
>
> *** Print This Now For Future Reference ***
>
> The following income opportunity is one you may be interested in taking a
> look at. It can be started with VERY LITTLE investment and the income
> return
> is TREMENDOUS!!!
>
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>
> If you would like to make at least $50,000 in less than 90 days! Please
> read
> the enclosed program...THEN READ IT AGAIN!!!
>
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>
> THIS IS A LEGITIMATE, LEGAL, MONEY MAKING OPPORTUNITY. It does not require
> you to come into contact with people, do any hard work, and best of all,you
> never have to leave the house except to get the mail. If you believe that
> someday you'll get that big break that you've been waiting for, THIS IS IT!
> Simply follow the instructions, and your dreams will come true. This
> multi-level e-mail order marketing program works perfectly...100%
> EVERYTIME.
>
> E-mail is the sales tool of the future. Take advantage of this
> non-commercialized method of advertising NOW!!! The longer you wait, the
> more people will be doing business using e-mail. Get your piece of this
> action!!!
>
> MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING (MLM) has finally gained respectability. It is being
> taught in the Harvard Business School, and both Stanford Research and the
> Wall Street Journal have stated that between 50% and 65% of all goods and
> services will be sold through multi-level methods by the mid to late
> 1990's.
> This is a Multi-Billion Dollar industry and of the 500,000 millionaires in
> the U.S., 20% (100,000) made their fortune in the last several years in
> MLM.
> Moreover, statistics show 45 people become millionaires everyday through
> Multi-Level Marketing.
>
> You may have heard this story before, but over the summer Donald Trump made
> an appearance on the David Letterman show. Dave asked him what he would do
> if he lost everything and had to start over from scratch. Without
> hesitating, Trump said he would find a good network marketing company and
> get to work. The audience started to hoot and boo him. He looked out at the
> audience and dead-panned his response:
>
> "That's why I'm sitting up here and you are all sitting out there!"
>
> The enclosed information is something I almost let slip through my fingers.
> Fortunately, sometime later I re-read everything and gave some thought and
> study to it. My name is Johnathon Rourke. Two years ago, the corporation I
> worked at for the past twelve years down-sized and my position was
> eliminated. After unproductive job interviews, I decided to open my own
> business. Over the past year, I incurred many unforeseen financial
> problems.
> I owed my family, friends and creditors over $35,000. The economy was
> taking
> a toll on my business and I just couldn't seem to make ends meet. I had to
> refinance and borrow against my home to support my family and struggling
> business.
>
> AT THAT MOMENT something significant happened in my life and I am writing
> to
> share the experience in hopes that this will change your life FOREVER
> FINANCIALLY!!!
>
> In mid December, I received this program via e-mail. Six month's prior to
> receiving this program I had been sending away for information on various
> business opportunities. All of the programs I received, in my opinion, were
> not cost effective. They were either too difficult for me to comprehend or
> the initial investment was too much for me to risk to see if they would
> work
> or not. One claimed that I would make a million dollars in one year...it
> didn't tell me I'd have to write a book to make it!
>
> But like I was saying, in December of 1997 I received this program. I
> didn't
> send for it, or ask for it, they just got my name off a mailing list. THANK
> GOODNESS FOR THAT!!! After reading it several times, to make sure I was
> reading it correctly, I couldn't believe my eyes. Here was a MONEY MAKING
> PHENOMENON. I could invest as much as I wanted to start, without putting me
> further into debt. After I got a pencil and paper and figured it out, I
> would at least get my money back. But like most of you I was still a little
> skeptical and a little worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I
> checked it out with the U.S. Post Office (1-800-725-2161 24-hrs) and they
> confirmed that it is indeed legal! After determining the program was LEGAL
> and NOT A CHAIN LETTER, I decided WHY NOT."
>
> Initially I sent out 10,000 e-mails. It cost me about $15 for my time
> on-line. The great thing about e-mail is that I don't need any money for
> printing to send out the program, and because all of my orders are
> fulfilled
> via e-mail, my only expense is my time. I am telling you like it is I hope
> it doesn't turn you off, but I promised myself that I would not "rip-off"
> anyone, no matter how much money it made me.
>
> In less than one week, I was starting to receive orders for REPORT #1
> By January 13, I had received 26 orders for REPORT #1. Your goal is to
> "RECEIVE at least 20 ORDERS FOR REPORT #1 WITHIN 2 WEEKS. IF YOU DON'T,
> SEND
> OUT MORE PROGRAMS UNTIL YOU DO!" My first step in making $50,000 in 90 days
> was done. By January 30, I had received 196 orders for REPORT #2. Your goal
> is to "RECEIVE AT LEAST 100+ ORDERS FOR REPORT #2 WITHIN 2 WEEKS. IF NOT,
> SEND OUT MORE PROGRAMS UNTIL YOU DO. ONCE YOU HAVE 100 ORDERS, THE REST IS
> EASY, RELAX, YOU WILL MAKE YOUR $50,000 GOAL." Well, I had 196 orders for
> REPORT #296 more than I needed. So I sat back and relaxed. By March 1, of
> my
> e-mailing of 10,000, I received $58,000 with more coming in every day.
>
> I paid off ALL my debts and bought a much needed new car. Please take your
> time to read the attached program, IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER!!!>
> Remember, it won't work if you don't try it. This program does work, but
> you
> must follow it EXACTLY! Especially the rules of not trying to place your
> name in a different place. It won't work and you'll lose out on a lot of
> money!
>
> In order for this program to work, you must meet your goal of 20+orders for
> REPORT #1, and 100+ orders for REPORT #2 and you will make $50,000 or more
> in 90 days. I AM LIVING PROOF THAT IT WORKS!!!
>
> If you choose not to participate in this program, I am sorry. It really is
> a
> great opportunity with little cost or risk to you. If you choose to
> participate, follow the program and you will be on your way to financial
> security. If you are a fellow business owner and are in financial trouble
> like I was, or you want to start your own business, consider this a sign. I
> DID!
>
> Sincerely,
> Johnathon Rourke
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> A PERSONAL NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:
>
> By the time you have read the enclosed program and reports, you should have
> concluded that such a program, and one that is legal, could not have been
> created by an amateur.
>
> Let me tell you a little about myself. I had a profitable business for 10
> years. Then in 1979 my business began falling off. I was doing the same
> things that were previously successful for me, but it wasn't working.
> Finally, I figured it out. It wasn't me, it was the economy. Inflation and
> recession had replaced the stable economy that had been with us since 1945.
>
> I don't have to tell you what happened to the unemployment rate... because
> many of you know from first hand experience. There were more failures and
> bankruptcies than ever before. The middle class was vanishing. Those who
> knew what they were doing invested wisely and moved up. Those who did not,
> including those who never had anything to save or invest, were moving down
> into the ranks of the poor. As the saying goes, "THE RICH GET RICHER AND
> THE
> POOR GET POORER." The traditional methods of making money will never allow
> you to "move up" or "get rich", inflation will see to that.
>
> You have just received information that can give you financial freedom for
> the rest of your life, with "NO RISK" and "JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT."
> You
> can make more money in the next few months than you have ever imagined. I
> should also point out that I will not see a penny of this money, nor anyone
> else who has provided a testimonial for this program. I have already made
> over 4 MILLION DOLLARS!I have retired from the program after sending
> thousands and thousands of programs. Follow the program EXACTLY AS
> INSTRUCTED. Do not change it in any way. It works exceedingly well as it is
> now. Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report to everyone you can
> think of. One of the people you send this to may send out 50,000...and your
> name will be on everyone of them!
>
> Remember though, the more you send out the more potential customers you
> will
> reach.
>
> So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and
> opportunity to become financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!
>
> "THINK ABOUT IT"
>
> Before you delete this program from your mailbox, as I almost did, take a
> little time to read it and REALLY THINK ABOUT IT. Get a pencil and figure
> out what could happen when YOU participate. Figure out the worst possible
> response and no matter how you calculate it, you will still make a lot of
> money! You will definitely get back what you invested. Any doubts you have
> will vanish when your first orders come in. IT WORKS!
>
> Jody Jacobs
> Richmond, VA
>
> HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PROGRAM WILL MAKE YOU THOUSANDS OF DOLLAR$
>
> INSTRUCTIONS:
>
> This method of raising capital REALLY WORKS 100% EVERY TIME. I am sure that
> you could use up to $50,000 or more in the next 90 days. Before you say
> "BULL... ", please read this program carefully.
>
> This is not a chain letter, but a perfectly legal money making opportunity.
> Basically,this is what you do: As with all multi-level businesses, we build
> our business by recruiting new partners and selling our products. Every
> state in the USA allows you to recruit new multi-level business partners,
> and we offer a product for
> EVERY dollar sent.
>
> YOUR ORDERS COME BY MAIL AND ARE FILLED BY E-MAIL, so you are not involved
> in personal selling. You do it privately in your own home, store or office.
> This is the GREATEST Multi-Level Mail Order Marketing anywhere.
>
> This is what you MUST do:
>
> 1. Order all 4 reports shown on the list below (you can't sell them if you
> don't order them).
>
> -- For each report, send $5.00 CASH, the NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU
> ARE
> ORDERING, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS, and YOUR NAME & RETURN ADDRESS (in case of a
> problem) to the person whose name appears on the list next to the report.
> MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE IN CASE OF ANY MAIL
> PROBLEMS!
>
> -- When you place your order, make sure you order each of the four reports.
> You will need all four reports so that you can save them on your computer
> and resell them.
>
> -- Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the four
> reports.
> Save them on your computer so they will be accessible for you to send tothe
> 1,000's of people who will order them from you.
>
> 2. IMPORTANT DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to
> each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than is
> instructed below in steps "a" through "f" or you will lose out on the
> majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this works, you'll
> also see how it doesn't work if you change it. Remember, this method has
> been tested, and if you alter it, it will not work.
>
> a. Look below for the listing of available reports.
>
> b. After you've ordered the four reports, take this advertisement and
> remove
> the name and address under REPORT #4. This person has made it through the
> cycle and is no doubt counting their $50,000!
>
> c. Move the name and address under REPORT #3 down to REPORT #4.
>
> d. Move the name and address under REPORT #2 down to REPORT #3.
>
> e. Move the name and address under REPORT #1 down to REPORT #2.
>
> f. Insert your name/address in the REPORT #1 position.
>
> Please make sure you COPY ALL INFORMATION, every name and
> address,ACCURATELY!
>
> 3. Take this entire letter, including the modified list of names, and save
> it to your computer. Make NO changes to the instruction portion of this
> letter.
>
> Your cost to participate in this is practically nothing (surely you can
> afford $20). You obviously already have an Internet connection and e-mail
> is
> FREE!
>
> There are two primary methods of building your downline:
>
> METHOD #1: SENDING BULK E-MAIL
>
> Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and
> we'll
> assume you and all those involved send out only 2,000 programs each. Let's
> also assume that the mailing receives a 0.5% response. Using a good list
> the
> response could be much better.
>
> Also, many people will send out hundreds of thousands of programs instead
> of
> 2,000. But continuing with this example, you send out only 2,000 programs.
> With a 0.5% response, that is only 10 orders for REPORT #1.
>
> Those 10 people respond by sending out 2,000 programs each for a total of
> 20,000. Out of those 0.5%, 100 people respond and order REPORT #2. Those
> 100
> mail out 2,000 programs each for a total of 200,000. The 0.5% response to
> that is 1,000 orders for REPORT #3.
> Those 1,000 send out 2,000 programs each for a 2,000,000 total. The 0.5%
> response to that is 10,000 orders for REPORT #4. That's 10,000 $5 bills for
> you. CASH!!! Your total income in this example is $50 + $500 +
> $5,000+$50,000 for a total of $55,550!!! REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING
> 1,990 OUT OF THE 2,000 PEOPLE YOU MAIL TO WILL DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AND
> TRASH THIS PROGRAM! DARE TO THINK FOR A MOMENT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF
> EVERYONE, OR HALF SENT OUT 100,000 PROGRAMS INSTEAD OF 2,000. Believe me,
> many people will do just that, and more! By the way, your cost to
> participate in this is practically nothing. You obviously already have an
> Internet connection and e-mail is FREE!!!
>
> REPORT #2 will show you the best methods for bulk e-mailing, tell you
> where
> to obtain free bulk e-mail software and where to obtain e-mail lists.
>
> METHOD #2 - PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
>
> Advertising on the internet is very, very inexpensive, and there are
> HUNDREDS of FREE places to advertise. Let's say you decide to start small
> just to see how well it works. Assume your goal is to get ONLY 10 people to
> participate on your first level. (Placing a lot of FREE ads on the Internet
> will EASILY get a larger response.) Also assume that everyone else in YOUR
> ORGANIZATION gets ONLY 10 downline members. Follow this example to achieve
> the STAGGERING results below:
>
> 1st level--your 10 members with
> $5.......................................$50
>
> 2nd level--10 members from those 10
> ($5 x 100)..................$500
>
> 3rd level--10 members from those 100
> ($5 x 1,000)...........$5,000
>
> 4th level--10 members from those 1,000
> ($5 x 10,000).....$50,000
>
> THIS TOTALS ----------$55,550
>
> Remember friends, this assumes that the people who participate only recruit
> 10 people each. Think for a moment what would happen if they got 20 people
> to participate! Most people get 100's of participants!
>
> THINK ABOUT IT! For every $5.00 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them
> the report they ordered. THAT'S IT! ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON ALL
> ORDERS! This will guarantee that the e-mail THEY send out with YOUR name
> and
> address on it will be prompt because they can't advertise until they
> receive
> the report!
>
> AVAILABLE REPORTS
>
> *** Order Each REPORT by NUMBER and NAME ***
> Notes:
>
> -- ALWAYS SEND $5 CASH (U.S. CURRENCY) FOR EACH REPORT. CHECKS NOT
> ACCEPTED.
>
> -- ALWAYS SEND YOUR ORDER VIA FIRST CLASS MAIL.
>
> Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least two sheets of
> paper. On one of those sheets of paper, include:
>
> (a) the number & name of the report you are ordering,
>
> (b) your e-mail address, and
>
> (c) your name & postal address.
>
>
>
>
> ## PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:
>
> REPORT #1 "The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the Internet."
>
> ORDER REPORT #1 FROM:
>
> MLD
> 18627 Brookhurst St-452
> Fountain Valley, CA 92708
>
>
> REPORT #2 "The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk E-mail on the Internet"
>
> ORDER REPORT #2 FROM:
>
> E. Burnett
> P.O. Box 83
> Maple Plain, MN 55359-0083
>
>
> REPORT #3 "The Secrets to Multilevel Marketing on the Internet"
>
> ORDER REPORT #3 FROM:
>
> Mike Barnes
> P.O. Box 580
> Chanhassan, MN 55317
>
>
> REPORT #4 "How to become a Millionaire utilizing the Power of
> Multilevel Marketing and the Internet"
>
> ORDER REPORT #4 FROM:
>
> CJDD School
> 7410 Remcon Circle
> El Paso, TX 79912
>
> About 50,000 new people get online every month!
>
> ******* TIPS FOR SUCCESS *******
>
>
>
> -- TREAT THIS AS YOUR BUSINESS! Be prompt, professional, and follow the
> directions accurately.
>
> -- Send for the four reports IMMEDIATELY so you will have them when the
> orders start coming in because: When you receive a $5 order, you MUST send
> out the requested product/report.
>
> -- ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON THE ORDERS YOU RECEIVE.
>
> -- Be patient and persistent with this program. If you follow the
> instructions exactly, your results WILL BE SUCCESSFUL!
>
> -- ABOVE ALL, HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF AND KNOW YOU WILL SUCCEED!
>
> ******* YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES *******
>
> Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
>
> If you don't receive 20 orders for REPORT #1 within two weeks, continue
> advertising or sending e-mails until you do. Then, a couple of weeks later
> you should receive at least 100 orders for REPORT#2. If you don't, continue
> advertising or sending e-mails until you do. Once you have received 100 or
> more orders for REPORT #2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is already
> working for you, and the cash will continue to roll in!
>
> THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER:
>
> Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are placed in front of a
> DIFFERENT report. You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which
> report people are ordering from you. If you want to generate more income,
> send another batch of e-mails or continue placing ads and start the whole
> process again! There is no limit to the income you will generate from this
> business! Before you make your decision as to whether or not you
> participate
> in this program. Please answer one question. DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR
> LIFE? If the answer is yes, please look at the following facts about
> thisprogram:
>
> 1. You are selling a product which does not Cost anything to
> PRODUCE, SHIP OR ADVERTISE.
>
> 2. All of your customers pay you in CASH!
>
> 3. E-mail is without question the most powerful method of distributing
> information on earth. This program combines the distribution power of
> e-mail together with the revenue generating power of multi-level marketing.
>
> 4. Your only expense--other than your initial $20 investment--is your time!
>
> 5. Virtually all of the income you generate from this program is
> PUREPROFIT!
>
> 6. This program will change your LIFE FOREVER.
> ACT NOW! Take your first step toward achieving financial independence.Order
> the reports and follow the program outlined above--SUCCESS will be your
> reward.
>
> Thank you for your time and consideration.
>
> PLEASE NOTE: If you need help with starting a business, registering a
> business name, learning how income tax is handled, etc., contact your local
> office of the Small Business Administration (a Federal
> Agency)1-800-827-5722
> for free help and answers to questions. Also, the Internal Revenue Service
> offers free help via telephone and
> free seminars about business tax requirements. Your earnings are highly
> dependant on your activities and advertising. The information contained on
> this site and in the reportconstitutes no guarantees stated nor implied. In
> the event that it is determined that this site or report constitutes a
> guarantee of any kind, that guarantee is now void. The earnings amounts
> listed on this site and in the report are estimates only. If you have any
> questions of the legality of this program, contact the Office of Associate
> Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade Commission,Bureau of
> Consumer Protection in Washington, DC.
>
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