Justin Bieber booked for Dconf 2013!

[Walter Bright]

I know you are all Bieber fans, so you'll be please to know he will be doing the 
Keynote. I happily cede the slot to him.

(P.S. Bieber has been an undercover D coder for quite a while, though he has 
been posting under a pseudonym. You all know him as deadalnix.)