1. You're using panoramic reception and consider signals anywhere on
your waterfall to be QRM
2. You're operating in a mode other than Pactor
3. You're operating on a frequency exclusively owned by Winlink
4. Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of keyboard-to-keyboard
QSOs stays these PMBOs from the swift delivery of their appointed
messages
5. You didn't support the ARRL's "regulation by bandwidth" proposal, so
we didn't get more frequencies for our PMBOs, so we're not runnin' no
stinkin' busy frequency detectors
73,
Dave, AA6YQ
