merry xmas folks .. with special thanks to all the icann clowns. it could
not of been possible with them.
O little town of cyberspace,
dot org, dot com, dot net;
Between our short and fitful sleeps,
we rant and rave and fret.
While in thy packet headers,
are IP addresses;
And they'll go where they're meant to go,
despite what ICANN says.
For Strife is born of abject power
And gather'd all for use
By those whose shares of stock impairs
when TLDs are loose.
Yet in dark fiber shineth
a CRC of light:
If damage found, we route around
from some new server site.
How easily, how easily,
the packets find their way.
If One True Root does not you suit
then start your own, today.
No UDRP saving
the WIPO-loving herd.
Here free souls will the name space fill;
with their favorite word.
O holy 'net stability'
whose name control evokes
and leads us to the name space zoo
but all its names are jokes.
We know no core authority;
no target for a suit.
The dot zone starts in many parts
combined to form the root.