Tertawa merupkan salah satu bentuk terapi, karena dg tertawa ada banyak
enzym, hormon yg di lepaskan dari dan kedalam tubuh.
Dari pada saya nyengir sendiri, mungkin lebih baik anda ikutan baca n
nyengir juga, karena nyengir 3 menit sama dg jalan kaki 1km katanya.
1. On a blanket from Taiwan
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
(pada kain panas/ selimut buatan Taiwan tertulis tdk digunakan utk
perlundungan dari Tornado)
2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
(pada kaca spion di Helem pengendara US tertulis Ingat, benda terlihat
di kaca spion adalah yg berada di belakang anda)
3. On a Taiwanese shampoo
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
5. On a New Zealand insect spray
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM
TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)
7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrhoids
LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION
LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR
APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.
8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles
OPEN OTHER END.
9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins
WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?
10. On a Sears hairdryer
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
11. On a bag of Fritos
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
DETAILS INSIDE.
12. On a bar of Dial soap
DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.
13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom of the box)
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
15. On a Korean kitchen knife
WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
17. On a Japanese food processor
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
18. On Sainsbury's peanuts
WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.
19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts
INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
20. On a Swedish chainsaw
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
21. On a child's superman costume
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
22. On some frozen dinners
SERVING SUGGESTION DEFROST.
23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box
FITS ONE HEAD.
24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron
DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.
25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine
DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.
26. On Nytol sleep aid
WARNING MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.
-
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