Subject: Fwd: FW: golf joke > Date: Monday, February 21, 2000 9:21 AM > > >> A man staggers into a hospital emergency room with two black eyes > >and a > >> five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. The doctor asked him > >what > >> had happened. > >> > >> "Well, it was like this," the man said. "I was having a quiet > >round > >> > >> of golf with the wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture > >where some > >> > >> cows were grazing. We went to look for her golf ball. > >> > >> "While I was searching for it in the clumps of tall grass, I > >noticed > >> > >> one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked > >over, > >> lifted > >> the tail on that cow, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf > >ball ... > >> > >> stuck right in that cow's butt. > >> > >> "That's when I made my mistake," said the man. > >> > >> "What was that?" asked the doctor. > >> > >> "Well," said the man, "I lifted the tail on that cow, then > >yelled to > >> > >> my > >> wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'" >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > > ................................................................................. iWon.com http://www.iwon.com why wouldn't you? ................................................................................. _________________________ To unsubscribe from this list, send a message to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "unsubscribe doobiefans-list" in the body.
