OO: Disclaimer: Violence, orgies, more violence, blood and all that >stuff. Mad ramblings of increasingly strange and Pre-menstrual mun. >*** > >Shyne had started writing a diary. Her friend Anise had suggested it to >improve her poor writing skills. She�d only started writing in the little >leather bound book the other day, and it was already half full. >She wrote: > >Dear Diary, >Just another normal day in the catastrophe of my life. (She hastily looked >up the word catastrophe for spelling purposes in the small dictionary Anise >had given her too.) >Went to the inn for a quiet drink after first day in new job as Royal Guard >Dispatcher. >Got stabbed by hissing stranger in robe. >Got carried up to bedroom by handsome knight, Durandal. >Got naked. (Durandal removed blood stained clothing). >Hissing maniac comes to bedroom and smashes down door. >Durandal gets out big weapon. (His sword, I know what you were thinking). >Corporal Kellan Von Stahl and Ms Lex Kaisa burst into bedroom. (Not for >orgy). >Stab at maniac with dagger which was hidden under pillow. >Dagger catches hood and shows maniac to be Sephyr. (Always knew there was >something strange about him). >Realise Sephyr is enraged by jealousy because I kissed Jinnai and Sephyr >has romantic feelings towards him. (Why else would the son of a bitch want >to kill me?) >Sephyr tells me to send Jinnai to Silver Blade. (Obviously for gay orgy). >More people arrive in my bedroom and start jumping about waving their >weapons. (Still not an orgy). >Big fight. >Kellan puts me on floor wrapped in sheet after everyone sees me naked. >Sit limp from loss of blood on floor. >More big fight. >Jinnai arrives and attacks all the wrong people. >Taken down to inn by Durandal for safety. >Berate him for taking me into common room half naked. >Taken back upstairs by Durandal. >Sephyr unconscious on floor. (Hope the swine is dead). >Tell Jinnai about message from Sephyr. >Told by Jinnai to shut up. (Oh yes, don�t ask if I�m going to live or >anything). >Everyone leaves Bedroom, hefting bodies and stuff. >Rest. > >*** >Dear Dairy >Woke up. >Stagger to common room for much needed iron drink. >Madman taps me on shoulder and I fall to floor, still weak from loss of >blood after being stabbed. >Madman tells me he is dying and wants to take me with him. >Wonder if I can have sign on head reading �Kill Me� surgically removed. >Notice Madman has daisy print dress peeking from open flies. >Madman tells me about his mother and suggests a shower. >Scream. >Beg Lex Kaisa to save me in fever induced frenzy. >Madman sidles off at the sight of Lex�s huge weapon. >(No, not one of those, she�s a girl). >Spill my guts about my feelings for Jinnai to Lex. >Nearly get a smack in the face but saved by a friend of Lex. >(Why do all of Jinnai�s friends want to hurt me?) >Get all sweaty and more feverish. >Lex takes me to bed. (Er no, she doesn't get in it with me.) >Rest. > >JaxS :) > > > > > > >______________________________________________________ >Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com. -- To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "unsubscribe dragontales" in the body of the message.
