1400 NW Irving St. #431 Portland OR 97209 Sent from my iPad
On Dec 20, 2011, at 8:51 PM, Adam Tischler <[email protected]> wrote: > Dudes, I need your addresses so you can see how big my kids are now, on a > card, and think to yourself - "Holy crap, if that's how big they are, then > imagine the size of Tischler!" > > You're correct, my kids are bigger and I'm enormous, like a bald Sasquatch > roaming the Northlands. It's a good thing I moved to a bigger city because I > need the terrain to sustain my size... or perhaps I'm like a goldfish and > only got this big because I moved to bigger terrain. > > It's God's Country up here, nothin' but salmon and orcas as far as the eye > can see and at night, if you listen closely, you can hear the wolves savaging > local cattle. > > Please send me your address, I swear to god I'll write it down in permanent > marker this time if dudes promise not to move. > > Also, if The Dudes pick up a chick I would really encourage you to consider > changing your name to The Aristocrats!. That is the best idea I've ever had > that wasn't implemented. > > Have a wonderful holiday and please, all I want for Hanukah is your address. > You've got 7 nights left to comply. > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "Dudes Futsal" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected]. > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/dudes-futsal?hl=en. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Dudes Futsal" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/dudes-futsal?hl=en.
