DANGER.... 10,000 ohms
REWARD OFFERED
A REWARD OF 500 MICROFARADS IS OFFERED FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO
THE ARREST OF THIS DESPERATE CRIMINAL, HOP-A-LONG CAPACITY.
THIS UNRECTIFIED CRIMINAL ESCAPED FROM A WESTERN PRIMARY CELL WHERE
HE HAD BEEN CLAMPED IN IONS AWAITING THE GAUSS CHAMBER. HE WAS
CHARGED WITH THE INDUCTION OF AN 18 TURN COIL NAMED MILLIHENRY WHO
WAS FOUND CHOKED AND ROBBED OF VALUABLE JOULES. HE IS ARMED WITH A
CARBON ROD AND IS A POTENTIAL KILLER.
CAPACITY IS ALSO CHARGED WITH DRIVING A DC MOTOR OVER A WHEATSTONE
BRIDGE AND REFUSING TO LET THE BAND-PASS.
IF ENCOUNTERED, HE MAY OFFER SERIES OF RESISTANCE. THE ELECTROMOTIVE
FORCE SPENT THE NIGHT SEARCHING FOR HIM IN A MAGNETIC FIELD, WHERE
HE HAD GONE TO EARTH. THEY HAD NO SUCCESS AND BELIEVED HE HAD
RETURNED OHM VIA A SHORT CIRCUIT.
HE WAS LAST SEEN RIDING A KILOCYCLE WITH HIS FRIEND EDDY CURRENT WHO
WAS PLAYING A HARMONIC.
I know, it's not DX :-)
Urb, W2DEC
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