> SIDE A > Aye kaget banget kemaren pas lewat depannya kelurahan, ngabaca spanduk > yang bunyinya : > "Save the country, hang TNI..... Save the people, hang POLRI....." > Usut punya usut, ternyata yang dimaksud itu : > "Keselamatan Negara, tergantung TNI, Keselamatan Rakyat, tergantung > POLRI". > Busyet deh, ternyata tuh lurah baru ikutan kursus bahasa inggris, tapi > udah nekad tampil... > > SIDE B > Seorang sopir lagi nganterin bossnya, orang bule dari Amrik, kebetulan > dia lagi sial. Mobilnya nyodok kendaraan yang ada didepannya karena brenti > mendadak. Sambil terbata-bata dia minta maaf sama si bossnya: > "Sorry Sir, I brake brake but brake don't eat. After I check, the whell no > flower again. I not wrong right?". > "(maksudnya dia : maaf boss, saya rem-rem tapi rem gak makan. Setelah saya > cek ternyata bannya udah gundul kagak ada kembangnya lagi. Saya gak salah > 'kan?") > Giliran si Boss mo ikut ngomong ama sopir mobil yang ditabrak, sisopir > langsung bilang : > "Don't follow mix Sir!! The bring that car if not wrong is the children > fruit from Manager money. > He is stupied doesn't play. Let him know taste." > (Jangan ikut campur boss!! Yang bawa tuh mobil kalo ga salah anak buahnya > Manager Keuangan. > Emang dia gublok bukan main. Biar tau rasa dia!") > Siboss jadi bengong kagak tau kudu ngomong apa. Esoknya si supir kagak > masuk. Lusanya dia nongol, dan siboss nanya "why you're not coming?" > Supir menjawab : " I'm sorry Sir, My body is not delicious. My body taste > like enter the wind." > (maaf boss, saya ga enak badan. Rasanya badan saya masuk angin") > Boss bingung dan ngomong "I really don't know what's your point." > Supir ngejawab : "Yes, how yes.... I'm alone migrain Sir will how the > speak. But yes already, how many people java can speak england??". > (Ya, gimana ya.... Saya sendiri puyeng boss mau gimana ngomongnya. Tapi ya > sudahlah, berapa banyak sih orang jawa yang bisa ngomong inggris?". > > SIDE C > Suatu hari ada bule kehilangan sepeda motornya yang baru saja diparkir > didepan toko sekitar jalan Malioboro Yogya. Sibule nanya ke Paijo yang > kebetulan berdiri dekat situ. > "Do you know, who's take my motorcycle?" (kamu tau, siapa yang ngambil > motor gue?) > Paijo jawab : "Yes, he use to-table square-square. Worth he fast fast go > without any wet expire." > (Ya, dia pake kemeja kotak-kotak. Pantes dia pergi cepat-cepat tanpa basa > basi) > Lalu dengan sok wibawa Paijo nasehatin sibule yang makin bengong denger > omongannya : > "Sir, different river, if park bycicle motor must liver liver yes." > (Tuan, lain kali kalo parkir sepeda motor hati-hati ya") > Si bule diem aja karena nggak tau kudu ngomong apa, paijo malah jadi kesal > dan ngedumel : > " Basic Bule!!!!" (Dasar Bule!!!) > Daripada makin bingung , sibule ngeloyor pergi. Paijo dengan Pe De nya > bilang : "Breassttttt.....!!" sambil melambaikan tangan. Maksud Paijo : > "Dadaaaaa....!!".
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