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Marriage (Part I) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding,
>he laid down the following rules: > > >"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I
want and I >don't >expect >any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on
the table >unless I >tell you >that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing
and >card-playing >when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time >about >it. > > >Those are my rules. Any comments?" > > > >His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand
that >there >will be sex >here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or
not." > > >( SHE'S GOOD!) > >Marriage (Part II) > > > > > >Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th
wedding >anniversary! > > >The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that >reads, > > >'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.' > > >"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you
a headstone that >reads, > > >"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last.'" > > > (HE ASKED FOR IT!) > > > > > >Marriage (Part III) > > > > > >Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast
>table. > > >Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in
bed >either," > > >and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes
he was nasty >and > > >decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone
after >many >rings, > > >and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to
answer the >phone?" > > >She says, "I was in bed." > > >"In bed this early, doing what?" > > >Getting a second opinion!" > > >(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!) > > > > > > Marriage (Part IV) > > > > > >A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. > > >He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his
wife,"Mother >of Six" > > >in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man >decides > > >that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is > > >ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice,
"Shall we >go >home > > >'Mother of six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of > > >discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of
Four." > > >(RIGHT ON, LADY!) > > > > > >God may have created man before woman but there is always a > > >rough draft before the masterpiece. SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO > > >NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT > > >
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