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Bush: "Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?"
Condoleeza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader
of China."
George: "Great. Lay it on me."
Condoleeza: "'Hu is the new leader of China."
George: "That's what I want to know."
Condoleeza: "That's what I'm telling you."
George: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of
China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes."
George: "I mean the fellow's name."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The guy in China."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The new leader of China."
Condoleeza: "Hu."
George: "The Chinaman!"
Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."
George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"
Condoleeza: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."
George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"
Condoleeza: "That's the man's name."
George: "That's whose name?"
Condoleeza: "Yes."
George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
leader of China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in
the Middle East."
Condoleeza: "That's correct."
George: "Then who is in China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir is in China?"
Condoleeza: "No, sir."
George: "Then who is?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir?"
Condoleeza: "No, sir."
George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new
leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."
Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
George: "No, thanks."
Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?"
George: "No."
Condoleeza: "You don't want Kofi."
George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
milk. And then get me the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"
Condoleeza: "And call who?"
George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"
Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."
George: "Will you stay out of China?!"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at
the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Kofi."
George: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the
phone."
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-----Original Message-----
From: NICKO [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: 24 Agustus 2004 16:42
To: Iman Santoso
Subject: Re[2]: [e-ketawa] 10 Tips Selingkuh
Bang iman... kira2 udah dapat berapa photo2 pelawak kita..????
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Best regards,
NICKO mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Tuesday, August 24, 2004, 4:31:50 PM, you wrote:
IS> Re: [e-ketawa] 10 Tips Selingkuhsaya mrebebes.....
IS> web : www.imansantoso.com email :[EMAIL PROTECTED]
IS> ----- Original Message -----
IS> From: Iman Santoso
IS> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
IS> Sent: Tuesday, August 24, 2004 4:30 PM
IS> Subject: Re: [e-ketawa] 10 Tips Selingkuh
IS> cik kicik...
IS> cik kicik......
IS> misi om... misi nte...
IS> ah.... ach....
IS> web : www.imansantoso.com email :[EMAIL PROTECTED]
IS> ----- Original Message -----
IS> From: pac
IS> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
IS> Sent: Tuesday, August 24, 2004 4:30 PM
IS> Subject: Re: [e-ketawa] 10 Tips Selingkuh
IS> rada2 mirip nita talia....goyang duoooooongggggg...
IS> yang yang yang digoyang goyang yaaanggg
IS> dut dut dut yok kita berdangduuuutttt
IS> dangdut dangdut dangdut dut dut dut 7x
IS> From: "Fitrie Bren" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
IS> Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
IS> Date: Tue, 24 Aug 2004 15:58:23 +0700
IS> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
IS> Subject: Re: [e-ketawa] 10 Tips Selingkuh
IS> Ah lo mancing gue aja, di, nih pic gue biar pada tau kalau gue
tuh wanita
IS> tulen.... Biarin deh gue publish mumpung kemaren2 baru pada ribut2
minta
IS> foto laaa, data pribadi laa, mo ketemuan laa, nah prakteknya mana
tuh
IS> e-ketawa members mo pada ketemuan, yang ada jadi selingkuhan
lagi.. Lo sih
IS> Nick, bikin orang pada gatel aja.. ;)
IS> ----- Original Message -----
IS> From: "adiguna Turman" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
IS> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
IS> Sent: Tuesday, August 24, 2004 3:37 PM
IS> Subject: Re: [e-ketawa] 10 Tips Selingkuh
IS> > Mo maen anggar ama Fitrie Din?.
IS> > Namanya aja yg Fit itu, orangnya kumisan kaya wloe.
IS> >
IS> >
IS> >
IS> > --- abidin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
IS> >
IS> > > Fit Selingkuh yuuuu..... ;-)
IS> > >
IS> > > Fitrie Bren wrote:
IS> > >
IS> > > >Waduh repot banget sih Nick.. Gue sih kalo mo
IS> > > selingkuh prinsipnya cuma: "My
IS> > > >BoyF Won't Get MAD, cuz He Won't Get Know"..
IS> > > Maksudnya: play safe gitcuuuh..
IS> > > >triknya sih ga ribet2 amat kaya gini... hehehehe
IS> > > >
IS> > > >----- Original Message -----
IS> > > >From: "NICKO" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
IS> > > >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
IS> > > >Sent: Tuesday, August 24, 2004 10:26 AM
IS> > > >Subject: [e-ketawa] 10 Tips Selingkuh
IS> > > >
IS> > > >
IS> > > >
IS> > > >
IS> > > >>Berikut adalah 10 tips untuk berselingkuh dengan
IS> > > aman :
IS> > > >>1. Jangan melakukan lebih 2x, karena kalau lebih
IS> > > dari 2x perasaan Anda
IS> > > >>
IS> > > >>
IS> > > >akan berbicara. Kalau udah begini tahi kuda bisa
IS> > > serasa coklat. Keluarga
IS> > > >dirumah bisa nggak diingat.
IS> > > >
IS> > > >
IS> > > >>2. Cari partner selingkuh yang sejajar baik dari
IS> > > segi ekonomi maupun
IS> > > >>
IS> > > >>
IS> > > >mental. Kalau partner selingkuh Anda ekonomi
IS> > > lemah, Anda akan diporoti
IS> > > >habis-habisan. Anda akan ditelpon 57x sehari.
IS> > > Kursi yang Anda duduki bisa
IS> > > >terasa panas bagai bara.
IS> > > >
IS> > > >
IS> > > >>3. Bila partner selingkuh sudah menunjukkan
IS> > > gejala-gejala cinta, segera
IS> > > >>
IS> > > >>
IS> > > >tinggalkan. Kalau Anda terlambat maka partner
IS> > > selingkuh Anda akan berubah
IS> > > >jadi "ingus". Kalau udah nempel ditangan,
IS> > > dikibas-kibas kagak mau lepas...
IS> > > >ampuuun.
IS> > > >
IS> > > >
IS> > > >>4. Jangan mengobral harapan, terutama kalau
IS> > > partner Anda termasuk wajah
IS> > > >>
IS> > > >>
IS> > > >cantik/ganteng tapi IQ jongkok. Anda bisa dikejar
IS> > > terus dengan janji Anda
IS> > > >yang mau mengawini, membelikan ini, itu, dll.
IS> > > >
IS> > > >
IS> > > >>5. Bikin perjanjian didepan, semacam pre-nuptial
IS> > > agreement begitu. Bahwa
IS> > > >>
IS> > > >>
IS> > > >hubungan ini hanya akan begini dan begitu dan tidak
IS> > > lebih dan tidak
IS> > > >kurang dari itu.
IS> > > >
IS> > > >
IS> > > >>6. Hal terpenting dalam dunia perselingkuhan,
IS> > > jangan sampai Anda jatuh
IS> > > >>
IS> > > >>
IS> > > >cinta. Kalau Anda type yang mesti jatuh cinta
IS> > > kalau selingkuh, lebih baik
IS> > > >Anda kawin lagi atau cerai dan kawin lagi.
IS> > > >
IS> > > >
IS> > > >>7. Jangan sekali-kali berpikir untuk menekan "per
IS> > > unit cost". Kalau Anda
IS> > > >>
IS> > > >>
IS> > > >tipe pelit lebih baik tidak usah coba-coba
IS> > > selingkuh, kecuali kalau Anda
IS> > > >dipihak yang "diongkosi".
IS> > > >
IS> > > >
IS> > > >>8. Lakukan pada siang/pagi hari, lebih sulit
IS> > > dilacak dan lebih mudah dan
IS> > > >>
IS> > > >>
IS> > > >banyak waktu untuk menghilangkan jejak.
IS> > > >
IS> > > >
IS> > > >>9. Kelemahan Anda adalah identitas Anda, cari juga
IS> > > kelemahan partner
IS> > > >>
IS> > > >>
IS> > > >selingkuh Anda. Sehingga score tetap 1:1 terus.
IS> > > >
IS> > > >
IS> > > >>10. Jangan lupa pakai "protection".
IS> > > >>Print dan simpan, siapa tau bermanfaat nanti...
IS> > > atau sekarang.
IS> > > >>
IS> > > >>
IS> > > >>
IS> > > >>
IS> > > >>
IS> > > >>
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